Poor Andi. His Aunts have dressed him in the tightest red latex trousers they could fit him into and then dragged him off to the Mall. Oh Andi didn't we tell you, we are raising money for a poor young man who wants to have breast implants. Now the lady who was going to help us today buy selling kisses has had to call off because she has a cold. But Its ok we told the charity organizers that we have found a suitable replacement. But Please begged Andi, please don't make me do this, these latex trousers are just to tight, people will see every bulge. Now don't be silly Andi there must be a lot of men waiting outside and we don't want to disappoint them do we. After all the minimum is £1.00 for a kiss, but a lot of people have asked can they pay more and get a little more for their money. Of course Andi as its for charity we have agreed and already taken several donations for £20 and £30. Now hurry along don't keep the guys waiting!!!!
Great work. Loe the collection although feel Andi's heels ought to be higher. I'm sure he'd prefer a 5" or 6" stiletto compared to those 3" block heels.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I need a good 5unch heel because I ain't that tall to start with.
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Hi there, I would just like to draw your attention to the two new Andy pics, please check out the heels, just for you X
DeleteHi there. Thank you for the comment, its nice to hear from you. I do live feedback and always happy to take on board ideas. HHHMMMMM looks like those heels of your are going to be getting a lot higher then doesn't it Andy?
ReplyDeleteHi Jaye, that is my wonderful friend S and if anyone should know about my need for a good heel it is he.
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