Poor Andi. His Aunts have dressed him in the tightest red latex trousers they could fit him into and then dragged him off to the Mall. Oh Andi didn't we tell you, we are raising money for a poor young man who wants to have breast implants. Now the lady who was going to help us today buy selling kisses has had to call off because she has a cold. But Its ok we told the charity organizers that we have found a suitable replacement. But Please begged Andi, please don't make me do this, these latex trousers are just to tight, people will see every bulge. Now don't be silly Andi there must be a lot of men waiting outside and we don't want to disappoint them do we. After all the minimum is £1.00 for a kiss, but a lot of people have asked can they pay more and get a little more for their money. Of course Andi as its for charity we have agreed and already taken several donations for £20 and £30. Now hurry along don't keep the guys waiting!!!!